Judging by your other questions, your english is not as bad as this - very funny, I'm sure you'll get some really wound up people insulting you!
2006-08-27 19:13:31
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answered by Stephen H 4
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Firstly you would need a teaching qualification - mine took 3 years to complete unless you have an English degree then you can take the PGCE(HE) course, unless you have a 1st class honours degree then you can qualify to teach in a few months on the Teach First course. Minimum qualifications to get onto the courses are 3 A-levels A-C and English & Maths GCSE of A-C.
2006-08-27 20:42:39
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answered by Paul G 2
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I think YOU need to visit an English teacher first, and work on that grammar and spelling, love. Then, maybe, you can try getting a visa in a year or so.
2006-08-27 19:16:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Great joke I loved it ! Have you ever read any of the Molesworth books by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle? Set in a Public School in the '50's
"This is me e.g. Nigel Molesworth the curse of st. custards wich is the skool I am at". or "Crismas puding xplode with a huge crash and cat fly up the curtins"
I first read them when I was about 12 and I nearly died "larffing"
2006-08-27 19:32:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Try to spell word perfect like the previous questions you've asked and I'm sure you'll make a perfect English teacher,you joker.
2006-08-27 19:20:48
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answered by Anonymous
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They need no English teacher from another country to teach English... are you native English speaker? If not forget about it... mind some other business.... sorry it might sound rude but thats reality.
2006-08-27 19:15:06
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answered by Galactic_Explorer 3
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with as eloquent a text and good grammer, spelling, etc. as you have shown in your question; i would think the ethnic communities of UK would be queuing up to employ you for something, even if it is for the Basil Faulty school of good English. ;) H
2006-08-27 19:15:01
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answered by H 3
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If you think that your English is going to be sufficient, enough for you to teach in the UK, you have another thing coming.
2006-08-27 19:14:46
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answered by Firefly 4
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pplz dont we are full and no muslim by the way your english is bad that u need lessons instead u can check with the education ministry or home affairs office if u like
2006-08-27 21:12:25
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answered by legolas g/Frederich 4
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Would have been funnier if you were seeking to teach English in a Muslim country........the extra E in English was over the top....
2006-08-27 20:57:49
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answered by Red 5
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ive got a good answer for u marry an englishmen,keep trying or sneak in stay here for a long time then they will give u a visa
2006-08-27 19:13:41
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answered by Mr Mister 2
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