what if god is a woman?

Question

hey we dont no for sure so why SAY he or she IS a HE???.......

Answer 1

could be...we dont know, ur right...

Answer 2

I am speaking entirely hypothetically here as I have no true knowledge of this matter and furthermore since I believe I fall into the category of an agnostic (undecided) I therefore lack any concrete faith. But I would say, based on what I've heard and read, that God is infinite and in so being would not likely be limited to being either "male" or "female" any more than the Universe could be classified as such. God is everywhere and everything at every time, God is neither this or that, God is all. "Male" and "Female" are only two separate components of the whole, and God is the whole. To try to put a gender to God is futile and denotes limited thinking.

Answer 3

If God was a Woman....

1. Sex would smell like chocolate
2. Farts would smell like roses
3. Dogs would smell spring fresh
4. Babies would come from vending machines
5. Men would be born with a permanent erection
6. All women would have the same size breasts
7. There would be no cellulite
8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
10. There would be no "Hooters"
11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!
13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
14. Men would come with software to be custom designed
15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife
16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth
17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches
18. Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek
20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

Answer 4

God has to be a women. Or gay. But we can pretty much postulate that gay is out of the question because of all the Christian people.

Look at the Ocean. It looks beautiful. Dark blue with a myriad of colorful fish. Must be done by a women. If the ocean was done by a man, every single fish would look like a deep underwater monster.

When Moses went up and talked to the burning bush, he came down looking 30 years older. That's because god actually spoke for 30 years. Who, besides a women, has that much to say? If it was a guy, the fire would have said, "Promised land. Here."

Answer 5

I don't thiink God necessarily is a man or woman. It takes both a man and a woman to make a whole unit and compliment each other. Also, think of the Holy Ghost (Spirit) along with the other two parts. Think about it.

Answer 6

I don't understand why still some people go by books alone. God can be anything because he is every where and omnipotent. So, he can be she or anything else. In Hinduism there are many female gods and are regarded more than male gods. Although Hindus believe in one god.

Answer 7

Good point, God had sons according to Genesis so why not a moma God. Personally i ama non believer, but if I was I could not bring my self to beleive God could only be a man.

Answer 8

ROFLMAO
We do not for sure LOL
Christ except on the cross when he was teaching, only called God Father
Father not Mother or sister or goddess but Father
he is male!
if nothing else learn that!

Answer 9

If God were a woman, then she would have told us that, but as it is, God revealed himself as a man or Father figure, and His son Jesus as a male... why can't people accept it and just move on???

Answer 10

if god was a women there would be plagues once a month and the sky would turn Gray, but since i don't believe in god then i wouldn't have to worries .

Answer 11

Most monotheistic religions claim that God dictated the messages that were taken down. And the scriptures say "He" and "Him". So, if God is dictating "himself" as a "He" or "Him", one would assume that God is a male.