1. If I want it its mine.
2. If I give it to you and change my mind later, its mine.
3. If i can take it away from you its mine.
4. If i had it a little while ago its mine.
5. If its mine, it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what.
6. If we are building something together, all the peices are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine..
My 2 1/2 yr old firmly believes this and he cant read,,,,lol
2006-08-27 18:18:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
yes, and my now 22 month old daughter lived by the baby's creed
"The Baby's Creed"
This is my diaper. There are many, many like it, but this one is mine...until it is changed. It keeps me dry wake or slumber, if it's tight enough. I will not share my diaper, again this one is mine, all mine! I must wear it, as it wears me.
My diaper, without me is mess less. Without my diaper, I am messy. I must mess my diaper true, many times a day. I must poo and pee while it's on me. I will...
My diaper and I know that what counts is to eventually be potty trained, but right now I am content with using my diaper, because it is mine! I will use it.
My diaper is not human, it is a combination of cloth, and plastic, and adhe...adhu...adhre...sticky stuff. It keeps me from messing my clothes so I will use it like a potty, randomly. I will try to keep it clean and ready, because I don't like to get dirty. We are part of each other.
Well we are...
Before all I affirm this creed (daddy says swearing is bad). My diaper and I are defenders of dry clothes and blankets. We are masters of the bladder and intestines. We are the saviors of my mommy's linen.
So be it, until I am potty trained and there is no mess in my pants!
Ooops...made a mess!
This is my NEW diaper.....
-Jim Law
2006-08-28 04:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by rowdieangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this called "The Toddler Property Laws."
2006-08-28 11:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat sounds like ALL of my children...16 yrs, 14 yrs, 5 yrs and 2.5 yrs!!!
2006-08-28 11:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute! But unfortunately my very much grown ex lives by the same creed!
2006-08-28 01:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Hidisar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah my son has a shirt that says the same thing on it, i bought it at target for 5.99!! and my son is almost 20 months and he lives by the same creed that's why I bought the shirt lol!!!!!!!!
2006-08-28 01:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by fandj4ever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree. i think my son took that oath on january 21st when he turned two! hes creeping up on three now. im getting scared!
2006-08-28 01:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by lady beth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant and true!!! Bravo!
2006-08-28 07:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by auld mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen that on a tshirt.
2006-08-28 09:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i know exactly what you meam my son is just turning two!
2006-08-28 01:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by paganrosemama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that fits every toddler. thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-08-28 12:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥mommy of 4♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋