A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2006-08-27 18:09:17 · 10 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Preschool
Yeah but there are contests women ain't equipped for also! LOL I guess it all evens out!
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2006-08-28 04:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this is a joke it is funny
if it really happened than i feel sorry for the man
2006-08-27 18:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! i like this!
the woman / wife sure did win.
2006-08-27 18:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one! It never gets old. Got any more??
2006-08-27 18:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to your story, women win.... but...hmnnn ...I have to stop there....I don't want to talk about it.
2006-08-27 18:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by markus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have already heard this one, but u r right
2006-08-27 18:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, LOL
2006-08-27 18:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is funny. LOL.
2006-08-28 09:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the woman. That was great. Thanks for the joke. :]
2006-08-27 18:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
Loved it!!!!!
2006-08-27 18:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋