A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating sweets. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the handand whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving".
2006-08-27 17:47:34 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-02 03:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney?
2006-09-01 11:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by waplambadoobatawhopbamboo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!! I've Never Heard This One Before...Hilarious!!!
Everyday I Choose 2 Or 3 Jokes To Send To My Family And Friends..."The Joke Of The Day"... I Call It.
I Chose This One To Be One Of Them. I'm Sure They'll Find It Very Funny!!! Thanks!!!
2006-09-01 01:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a funny one. Women always have a laugh about *****.
2006-09-03 19:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C.ock-a-doodle-doo! LOL!
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2006-08-28 00:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Starreply 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Denial is a river in Egypt! Hahahahaha!
2006-08-27 18:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thts the strike I'm talking about....lol
2006-08-29 01:52:31 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Nice.
Haaa. That totaly sounds like my Aunty Abby . . . 'sept she hasnt got kids!
2006-09-01 18:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by HiddenSecret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-08-27 18:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by Baby_Apocalypse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
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2006-08-27 17:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋