I mean JESUS CHRIST is there a bigger scam in the world, i think not, hell i don't even believe in god but i sure can fake it and that is the main skill of every t.v. preacher right, HOLY CRAP people are gullable for believing in this but if i can make money from these people why not right.
2006-08-27 17:34:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The reason i want to be a televangelist is because when i was young my mother would send then hundreds of dollars each month to buy stupid things like prayer clothes and holy water blessed by hand of god him self and other crap like that, when she get sick she didn't have any money left to pay for her treatments and she died, this is why i stop believing in god and why i want to be a televangelist, because i just don't care any more.
2006-08-27 18:15:34 · update #1
Well you would obviously have to start by reading the bible...and that would be the hardest part. You couldn't "preach" without knowing the gospel now could ya
2006-08-27 17:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sleep with all the woman and just read from the Bible. You are right, how could all those people give them scam men all of their money. When you get that job, I will work for you, I'll be the one in the wheelchair and you hit me on the head, and I all of a sudden stand up and walk. Dude, we could make some serious money.
2006-08-27 17:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can help you with your message: Tell people what they want to hear, mainly that if they are good and support your ministry, God will reward them with lots of money. People they disagree with or who have different beliefs are going to hell. Everything is simple and absolute. Faith isn't a complex part of life, but simply a matter of feeling good about yourself and judging others. Add to all this some spectacle and entertainment, oh yeah, and selling your soul to the devil in order to be able to tell the desparate people who are looking to you for real help to send in their money and everything will be fine.
2006-08-27 17:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't say that's all true but televangelists are a turn off just because of their approach. That's why they're on tv, they're a little dramatic and like the attention. Though some really think they're reaching an audience with their preaching. I'm a Christian and they make me cringe.
2006-08-27 17:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by mommaof4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE BIBLE. Just hire some hucksters to write your hell-fire sermons for you! All they want is, say 10% off the gross. That's it and no one even knows they exist!
Second, get a "shrub-do." A hair cut that looks like it was cut by one of those guys who cut the Shrubs into pretty shaped animals. You know, NO HAIR OUT OF PLACE, like a bottles of hairspray have been used and at least 10 feet of ozone ripped open.
Third, your good to go!
2006-08-27 17:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Amen brother" go tell it on the mountain....religion is supposed to be a not for profit business, so as long as your good at selling the word of "GOD" you to can be a televangelist. you gotta have a church too cause you get to pass on paying tax's. so go for broke don't let that little JIMMY sinner have all the fun and cash...... and don't forget to heal a few cripples along the way.
2006-08-27 17:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by 4stringthndr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to Bible school and wait for a call from God to be a minister. You need the Bible school for you to learn what to say on TV and for you to know what God's measure is for the people who represent Him.
Get yourself a TV program once you have a church and then sit back and watch what goes on. The first step of going to Bible school and then to church is a key step and don't miss it!
2006-08-27 17:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i buy stock in your flock
we can be partners
i need a tax shelter and what better way to do it than to become a man of the cloth.
all you need to do is read and quote Revelations, Genesis, psalms and the Gospel of John and your in.
thanks for stealing my idea
2006-08-27 17:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by Steve E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you do that then you're taking a big risk with your soul because you would be responsible for every single soul that is under you. Playing with God's word is a big sin.
2006-08-27 17:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by hikaru908 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes the people who believe this crap almost deserve to be sucked dry.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=423412654049302774
2006-08-27 17:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋