Manny is of 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates. A friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!". His friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your Mother?" Aftr few weeks Manny and his friend met together. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends." "Are you and this girl
engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!"
2006-08-27 17:31:14 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.
The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.
"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.
2006-08-28 03:11:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want a girl.
Just like the girl.
That married dear old dad!!
2006-09-03 19:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOMEN'S *** SIZE STUDY
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about
their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting:
25% of women think their *** is too fat...
10% of women think their *** is too skinny...
The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a
good man, and they would have married him anyway.....
2006-09-03 17:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well the bride parents pay for the wedding so who cares
2006-09-04 05:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Baby J Luca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Manny, I'm already married! (ha ha ha ha!) (Hey, I can joke, too!)
2006-09-04 16:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by DivaDynamite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-04 08:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-03 16:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-09-03 14:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by crazy4harryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe...thence the words in-laws...out-laws...
2006-09-04 17:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not looking hard enough...or ......maybe he is not a perfect man.....just kidding.....lovely lol
2006-08-29 01:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋