The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair just the same..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
2006-08-27 17:26:16 · 16 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good - and it's nice to see poor Paddy enjoying himself for a change.
2006-08-27 17:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Rex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is quite funny, thanx for the laugh
2006-08-28 00:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by allblackskikass 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello BassCatcher !
You are Funny ! I like this joke...It sure doesn't pay to be ungreatful...
YOU RAWK !!!
Peace, love, and light, tishy
2006-08-28 01:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by bubletish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-08-28 00:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by lilhoney31320 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is excellent.
boils down to the human nature that we only cherish what we have, after losing it.
2006-08-28 00:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by ash 7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-28 00:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by cin_ann_43 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! LOL! I love it.
2006-08-28 00:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. lol
2006-08-28 01:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Colonel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol pretty good.
2006-08-28 00:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by XxLabelxFreexX 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny although it was too long
2006-08-28 00:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋