Why is everyone going to go to Hell but Charismatic Protestant Christians such as myself?

Question

I'm just wondering. Joel Osteen told me that science is lieing to us, our stomachs are only as big as our fist.

Answer 1

because you were not invited.
It's a secret club.

Answer 2

Bad news for you! God despises labels. If you think that you and ur religion only is going to Hell than you are misinformed. What in the world Joel Osteen,stomachs and science has to do with it? Somebody is off the meds!
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Answer 3

You've been tricked. Change churches and follow someone that won't lead you astray. You'd be better off weaning yourself from your current state of mind with something along the lines of a bridge religion. Something a little less extreme like the Branch Davidians or Heaven's Gate would be a good start.

Then get yourself some mental help. Especially before you tithe a chunk of your hard earned money to some crook that isn't interested in helping you get to heaven nearly as much as he is interested in building his own wealth using your naivity and that of others as the foundation.

Self-proclaimed prophets like Osteen and others are good sources of hope for people. Once they cross the line by misinforming their followers for their own benefit, however, they put themselves in the same boat as people like Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden.

Answer 4

If it's true that Joel Osteen told Larry King that Jesus isn't the only way to heaven, then he is a liar, a false witness, and not saved himself:

Second, your question seems to imply that your faith is in your religious affiliation, and not in the finished work of Jesus at the cross. So you might want to rethink your standing.

Third, stomach??? fist size??? sounds stupid.

Answer 5

You question is worded incorrectly, my friend.

You only go to hell if you don't have a ticket to Heaven. "Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No man goes except by me." And that's in red (like his blood he shed)... So most Protestants believe in this, therefore, the majority is much higher than for non-believers.

Believe it or not! (Sounds like a tv show)

God Bless

Answer 6

Actually, who told you that you are not going to hell? Being a Protestant is no reference... Protestant religion was CREATED by a King who wanted a divorce while being a Catholic... In those days and without any reason but mating with another woman than his legitimate good wife with whom he had a child... The Catholic Pope refused to grant him a divorce or annulment because his wife was a very good woman and it was also unfair for the child to be denied the throne.... The King simply rejected his own religion for Anne, and that is how Protestant religion was FORCED IN to ALL his country people... Is that a true religion... I would think this over dear... Not your fault I would say...

Answer 7

The only people going to hell are those who refuse to accept Jesus Christ into their heart and life.

Simply believing God is real or doing good is not enough to get you to heaven. Having a relationship with Jesus is.

Answer 8

I don't think we will all fit in Hell. It isn't a very big town. Hell, Michigan will only fit about 1,000 of us if no one sits down. You do have to stand around the few houses and businesses not to mention the trees. Otherwise it really isn't a bad place. I would suggest if you are going there to bring a winter coat in the cold seasons. It does get really cold and tons of snow.

Answer 9

Nicholas, if you believe that, you don't understand Charimatic Protestant christianity. Either you are misinformed or a troll.

Answer 10

The science told you the truth. Maybe your religion just lack of science.

Answer 11

Because we want to go somewhere you are not! And if it is Hell, so be it, will seem like a slice of heaven without you there. Peace.

And I am joking, don't even know you. Peace.