Have you heard about the woman who had sex with a racehorse?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

The only difference between a rut and a grave is how freaking deep it is!

Have you heard about the woman who had sex with a racehorse? She's now in a stable condition!

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From; WILLYS JOKES 8/28/06 SIGNS YOUR DENTIST IS CRAZY

Answer 1

Subject: the genie is hart of hearin


Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in
his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."

"You haff a genie in yor tackle pox?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"

So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears
back in the tackle box, leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his
million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million
ducks flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin'
Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?

Answer 2

Sex with a racehorse......sounds so interesting. I thought it might have occurred during the race but if she's in stable condition it must have taken place later. That kind of activity can put a girl on the rails......

Answer 3

Cowgirls are nasty...ewwww.

Answer 4

Mercy!! Now, that is just wrong, wrong, wrong!

LOL. LOL.