A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
The phone goes silent for a moment -- until the operator hears a shot.
The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "OK, now what?"
2006-08-27 14:59:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! That's one of the funniest things i've read in a long time!!!
2006-08-27 15:02:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Joshua's~♥~Girl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know making fun of red necks makes them angry and they come out of the woodwork and do terrible things like vote for George W. Bush for a second term.
With great humor comes great responsibility.
2006-08-27 22:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by MJ W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops nice no danger to have such a companion especially at the forest
2006-08-28 09:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but it still cracks me up lol
2006-08-29 02:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i heard this one before!! it's so funny!!
2006-08-27 22:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-27 22:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny, i've never heard that one before.
2006-08-27 23:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by chit-chaat7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool I had a chuckle
2006-08-27 22:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats freakin awesome!
2006-08-27 22:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by azriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kinda old but that's okay â¥
2006-08-30 21:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋