2006-08-27 14:42:49 · 24 answers · asked by bi_polar_but_currious 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
finally, someone asks the nitty-gritty, down to earth, questions that need to be answered. and i'm here to help. it all depends on what you've been eating, and your metabolism rate. when the processed food is drip-drip-dripping into your intestines, it depends on the consistency of the food, if it's a lot of fruits and non-complex carbs, you can expect a mess. but if you've been eating micky-d's, especially the french fries, you can put the t-p away! i hate the endless wipes, and usually just get back in the shower so i can wash it down the drain. but later, most likely i'll have to have a break for a utility wipe.
2006-08-27 14:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by bakbiter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 (squeaky clean) to 10 (wipe a lot), I don't think anyone ever scores a 1. Maybe if you only eat toothpaste.
2006-08-27 14:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God bless you! At last a proper question one can relate to. I had a squeaky clean one this morning. Surprised the hell out of me. (Nearly said s**t.) Anyway I've been cogitating this conundrum for some weeks now, usually whilst on said toilet. Thank you Bakbiter for the answer.... May the lord shine upon you!
2006-08-31 07:18:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god, and did you notice that when you have to whipe alot,its usually when someone is waiting to get in there after you. so it feels like you are taking so much longer than necessary. then you wonder if they are laughing because they know you just took a big dump! but i think it has to do with being relaxed though. if your in a hurry, it doesnt seem to pinch off as nicely as if you were relaxed.
2006-08-28 03:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by wifeofsickening 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, that's easy. It all depends on what you ate. If your dump came out wet and no hard pushin'....then one or two wipes. But if ya push and push and ya dump is like thick mud.....grab that roll!! Any food with lots of fibers will make it easy to dump. but junk food and lots of cheese or dry food....be ready to have a war with ya ***!!
2006-08-27 14:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's in the shape! If a pointy one comes out then your butt doesnt slam shut. and you got to wipe. if your butt slams shut after a non pointy one then you go squeaky clean.
any questions?
2006-08-27 17:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by CWB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be something with the poop consistency and how much smears off on your rear
2006-08-27 14:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by TheAllKnowingFizz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, crap. I knew we'd eventually have a question like this. I'm gonna have 2 dump this one.
2006-08-27 14:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by StolenCD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best question you could come up with?
2006-08-27 14:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the consistency of the poo. Wash your butt when it's messy ...as well as squeky clean.....it feels better.
2006-08-27 19:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋