And how do I get them back?
I know many believers say that God is the answer when the answer isn't apparent (e.g. "intelligent design theory"). If this is indeed the case, God must have my keys. I haven't seen them in a week and have absolutly no idea where they are. I think my predicament meets all the standards for the "God must have done it" theory.
Your thoughts?
2006-08-27 14:41:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sandi4551- I'm sorry you think I'm "a very unwise man". I'm definately hoping God will tell me where he put my keys. I'm on your side. But, "indeed" is indeed one word. I hope this helps you out a bit.
2006-08-27 15:00:22 · update #1
Why so many indignant Christians? It's a simple question. You don't need to answer if it makes you angry.
2006-08-27 15:04:54 · update #2
no, i dont.
2006-08-27 14:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by tonkatruk_2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a very unwise man.. and in deed making fun of God and all he stands for.. i have to share this with you.. i lost my keys and prayed and prayed that God would SHOW me where i had left them .. and yes in deed he did just that.. if you are open and let God he can do all.. did he take them , NO WAY, but he was there to give me the answer when i went to him... wise up.. look up and cheer up.. could be the keys are just around the corner...
2006-08-27 21:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by sandi4551 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would God have your keys?? He doesn't even have a drivers license and that ole geiser is to old to drive anyway. If he does have your keys though then I wanna know too cause if he does then I'm not leaving the driveway until they find him and take em away.
2006-08-27 21:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God helps those who help themselves.
You lose your keys, you have to go find them. If you can't find them, do something about it. Change the locks, make new keys...
Don't blame it to God. Ever wonder why God gives us eyes to see, hands to touch, legs to walk and most of all, a brain to think?
2006-08-27 21:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheTreadmill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now, when you lose your mind, God didn't take it , so don't blame him. Why must people crack jokes about God? You can ask him where it is. But if you were to try to think about where you were when you lost them, you might find them, instead of coming online and making some ignorant question on answers, and not finding them. God loves morons to, but who am i to judge.
2006-08-27 21:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by thevoicesjustgotlouder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is the key, # 1. But, God does know where your keys are. HE s your ways knock and the door will be opened, seek and you shall find. His word says to acknowledge Him in all of our ways and he will direct your paths, so acknowledge him, he'll lead you to what
2006-08-27 21:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by learning 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must not be using your "intelligent design theory" then because that is not even a feasible question for this section. if you want to be funny and unintelligent go some where else for your answer. maybe they are in the trash where your question should be.
2006-08-27 21:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by roxanne g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try asking Him for them...maybe then you would find out fo yourself how REAL He really is.
He has found my lost keys many times, but I had to ASK Him...
He hold ALL things in the palm of His hand.
2006-08-27 21:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek and you shall find, Ask it shall be given unto you.
By the way it seems your keys is not the only thing u've lost. It appears to be your mind also.
2006-08-27 22:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by solgiver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think God has the socks that I lost in the dryer too.
2006-08-27 21:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by ethereality 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to answer ur question, god did not do it, u did. and god does not have ur keys but he know where they are. find the sense in that dude.
2006-08-27 21:47:24 · answer #11 · answered by fukuoka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋