Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Remember everybody; this is life no one can freaking get out of it alive!
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St.Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Richard." BWAAAHAHAHA You do know what Richard's nick-name is?
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2006-08-27 13:20:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-27 13:21:37 · update #1
Grandpa's name was Richard. But everyone in town called him Dick.
Attaboy Willy! ; )
2006-08-28 03:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't make me laugh... but then, pretty much no joke ever does... I'd hate to be a comedian with me in the audience.
Still, the joke was amusing enough that I stared at the screen blankly for about 2 seconds after reading it... kind of smiling slightly inside my head... that's a fair compliment to the joke that it even got me that far.
2006-08-27 20:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh? I nearly did
2006-08-27 20:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by n2mustaches 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No laugh
2006-08-27 20:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by baling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The "gates of heaven" don't exist. We suffer through life and then we're gone for all eternity.
2006-08-27 20:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that must b a door to hell
2006-08-27 20:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by honey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awful. Really awful. ....and yet.........I laughed.
2006-08-27 20:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋