i am having a bad day! say anything(funny, nasty, wierd...random...anywaything) taht will make me smile please! the one who makes me smile the mose gets 10 points!
2006-08-27 12:41:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your avatar is very cute. Why are you having a bad day? Just waiting for me to say hi? Well here I am. Cheer up sweetie. Your day can't possibly get any worse right? It will get better. Keep your chin up.
2006-08-27 12:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they
whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City
and went to find the Great Wizard
What brings the 4 of you before
The great Wizard of Oz?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
I've come for some
courage.
No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
Well, I think I need a heart.
Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?
Up stepped Bush and said,
I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.
No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
Well, what do you want?
IS DOROTHY HERE?
2006-08-27 12:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by diabl0blanc0 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK You think your day is bad check out my morning yesterday
I went out drinking the night before with some buddies I arrived home put my keys by the front door staggered into bed stripped off and fell asleep .The morning in question still half asleep I jumped out of bed to hit the alarm ,Missed struck my forearm on the corner of the bed side cupboard. jumped up right grabbing my arm tripped on my discarded jeans on the floor and fell head long into mt louvered wardrobe door breaking three or the slats that front the door .so now I have a grazed bicep a swollen forearm and a splitting head ache I make coffee and burn the inside of my mouth About this time I look at the kitchen clock and see I'm almost late so I grab my toast and head for my car I go to get my keys and they are not on the key hook I look about and think were on earth can they be , I do that silly retrace your step thing ,I walk through my door and look to were I place my keys .
Yep there they are right were I left them in the bottom of the fish tank opposite the key rack I plunge my arm in with my sleeve rolled up Thank god . Run out the door slamming it as I go . I drove to the station in heavy traffic missed mt train, so I had to work through morning tea , Hey its all good . sweety you have a great day , you have my sympathy. PS Today looks so much better . lmao
2006-08-27 13:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by slick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm very sorry that you're having a bad day,
But things will get better tomorrow,
Feeling lower than a snake's belly today
And your day has been filled with sorrow?
You are too pretty to be sad for long,
To frown and not smile would be totally wrong,
So lovinglife is your name you say,
So get up and live, for down you can't stay!
I hope this helps!
2006-08-27 13:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life. Thats not a way to make you smile.
2006-08-27 12:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by babygirl000000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are sexy, beautiful, sensual, and sweet. how's that for starters???
2006-08-27 12:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by juslookin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋