2006-08-27 12:37:39 · 13 answers · asked by ♥HF♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-27 12:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,
"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
2006-08-27 12:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a doctor's office and says, " Doc, I have a silent passage of gas every morning, a silent passage of gas every afternoon, a silent passage of gas every night, a random silent passages of gas every once in awhile, like right now." Then the doctor replied, "Sir, I can help you with your problem but first you better get your hearing checked!"
2006-08-27 13:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets see if i remember this one....
mary (or w/e her name was lol) asked her teacher how did the whale swallow noah?? then the teacher answered it is phsychally impossible for a whale to swallow a human. the teacher said well, when u go to heaven then ask him. the girl said, well, if he goes to hell could u ask him? L ooo L. i dont think i said it right though lol.
2006-08-27 12:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
2006-08-27 12:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by AB &♥; 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two beers where in a freezer.
one beer says to the other"It's cold in here"
The other one responded"OMG! A TALKING BEER!"
ethire that or...
Two guys walk into a bar and say"OUCH!"
lol! always cracks me up! lol!
2006-08-27 14:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by Captain Jack Sparrow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a caller calls 911 this is her story
operator-911 may i help you
caller-yes there are two men out here money and bags are being exhanged i think there selling drugs
caller-hello operator are you there
operator.........STOP SNITCHIN
not really fun just the one i remembered
2006-08-27 12:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by OHIO STATE IS THAT DEAL!!!!!!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about this?
Boy, I'm scared," Anthony said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife." "Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife."
"Easy for you to say."
"You like her that much?" the friend asks.
"It's not that," declared Anthony. "He didn't sign his name!"
2006-08-27 17:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is hell such a cold place to be ......ans....because there are so many there its hard to get near the fire
2006-08-27 12:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by SPEAK UP WAKE UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a joke
2006-08-27 12:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Strife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you ask "Two Dogs Fu%king"?
2006-08-27 12:40:39 · answer #11 · answered by i_think_therefore_im_sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋