What are some effective ways to pass a drug test, after smoking marijuana? Not a habitual smoker, just recreational use.
2006-08-27 12:36:54 · 33 answers · asked by swmrguy1985 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You people are dumb for answering that stop smoking!
1) I didnt say I smoked it was just a question &
2) Telling me to stop does NOT answer the question, so why are you even on the site if you arent going to help?
2006-08-27 12:48:14 · update #1
and you call me an idiot? your the one that cannot READ!!!!
2006-08-27 12:49:25 · update #2
marijuana smoked 28-30 days prior to testing will show up on urinalysis. The only way to pass is to abstain for at least 30 days before testing. As far as passing random testing and being a recreational user, there is not a dependable method for evading detection that I am aware of other than having a sample of some clean pee stored on your person inside a container with the anticipation of testing.
2006-09-04 08:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by exert-7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on the "last time" you smoked. If you smoke marijuana on Friday, and your urine test is on the following Monday, there's nothing---at all---that you can do to disguise it.
Marijuana (actually, THC, the active ingredient) has a "half-life" in your bloodstream, sort of like radioactivity. It takes about one day for the THC concentration to be reduced by half in your bloodstream. After one more day, THAT concentration is reduced by half, and so on.
So, the total elimination of THC from your bloodstream would (technically) take forever. In reality, of course, if you refrained from using marijuana for a period of several weeks, the THC concentration would become so low that no modern drug test would be able to detect it.
The best you can do is refrain from smoking for a couple of weeks prior to your drug test. If you knew a drug test was coming up days, weeks, or months in advance, and you smoked anyway, then you've made a mistake.
Good luck to you.
(and I'm proud to say that I did not Copy and Paste ANY of that)
(and in response to your addendum: the answer is, "there is no way you can pass", given the conditions you provided)
2006-08-27 12:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The general opinion is to wait 30 or more days...Aside from giving up a silly recreation to begin with, that's all one can do.
There is a chance though that more sensitive tests are out there and one would be positive long after the initial 30 days.
2006-09-02 15:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by random dude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is an idiot for asking the question? lol you people are funny! YOU are the one assuming he even smokes! what the f---? I know him personally, and he doesn't smoke! It was asked because his friend is applying for a job and had been around someone who was smoking. Gosh! You guys are the idiots for not being able to read the question correctly! =)
Stop smoking doesn't answer the question either and your points should be taken away from you! READ PEOPLE READ!
2006-08-27 13:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best way is not to smoke before a drug test.
2006-08-27 12:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Trinity♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Water, flush the system with lots of water!! Not only have i personally passed several this way, know lots of other folks that have also! A good way to help is take a fluid pill also..drink gallons of water, will just pee water!!! May look at you with a raised brow, but ur urine will be clean, and u will Pass!
2006-09-04 11:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by janet r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-03 13:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by Brian M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked how to pass, the easiest way is to not smoke it in the first place.
Since you did smoke, the only way to pass is to wait until the stuff is out of your system, and NOT smoke it again.
2006-08-27 12:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by Wildcat92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serves you right. You will most likely test positive for up to 30 days from the last use. Stop it!
2006-08-27 12:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brother in law drank a quart of olive & passed a test the next day.
2006-09-01 03:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by Bogeyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋