Seriously, If you just took a poop and your wiping options were either your hand, or a page from the bible that was convienently laying near the toilet, what would you choose? Answer seriously. I truly wonder?
2006-08-27 12:36:14 · 23 answers · asked by advgman52 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think the real question here is: what would jesus do?
2006-08-27 12:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by xoRoCkErxo 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would like to commend you on your idea of having the Word of God in different rooms of your house. Secondly, Don't even think that you can use the Word for toilet paper.
By the way is your mom home? If so , maybe she can teach you a few important bathroom ideas.><>
2006-08-27 14:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by CEM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, it truly is basically paper. it is your recommendations-set it is the concern. See, you will possibly desire to question the sanity of somebody who refuses to apply conventional lavatory paper that grew to become into made to certainly sparkling your rear end. Bible pages at the instant are not the splendid consistency to get your *** sparkling. So, i does no longer be going around telling all human beings approximately this, because of the fact then they are going to recognize why your *** stinks so badly. Peace.
2016-11-05 22:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by powelson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there was no toilet paper and the only choice was to use the bible or the koran, i would happily tear random pages out both of them, to wipe the sh*t from my bottom hole. But i prefer arabic scipts as the sh*t sticks to it a lot better
2006-08-27 12:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Bible page. Heck, I keep calling the Mormon church and the local mosque and they keep sending me free copies of the bible, the book of mormon, and the quran. I'm saving a bundle on toilet paper.
2006-08-27 12:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You might read the page first, come to Jesus, and then decide is you if you can't just get up, go to the other room and find a roll of TP.
2006-08-27 12:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by trey45 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you shouldn't use the bible as tp. Just pray and see what GOD tells you to do. There is always other options..just not the bible.
2006-08-27 12:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paper is paper the Idea can not be dirtied if you beleive you beleive end of story. The book like toilet paper is just a tool
2006-08-27 12:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
First off, your hand you can wash. Its not like youll never wash it again... Yes, Yes it gross. I'd pick hand, because i have at least enough respect for my faith that i would not defile the Word.
2006-08-27 12:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bible page. After all, its only another work of fiction, just like Moby Dick or Oliver Twist. Its just a book.
2006-08-27 12:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by Don't shop, adopt! 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The Bible. I respect the word of God completely, not the pages it's printed on. I can always get another Bible. Besides we are supposed to put it to use in our lives.
2006-08-27 12:39:16 · answer #11 · answered by westfallwatergardens 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋