I just smoked up about the very last of my bud. I'm out of cigarettes and very nearly out of drinking water. I need to resupply but my home is encircled by monkeys. I am a man besieged by monkeys. And you still don't believe in evolution? I'm living it, baby.
2006-08-27 12:06:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Those aren't monikers encircling your house
they are members of your Fan Club , toss them an
autographed banana and they will go away
2006-08-30 10:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by BONE° 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I now what you mean brotha, i live in a concrete jungle and outside my home there are animals with guns, knives and they are hungry for money. I am a caveman aka walking monkey. Later on i will go outside and hunt for some food, drinlk and maybe a female walking monkey. Life is a crazy event.
2006-08-27 19:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shave one and train it to buy your supplies. Personally, I'm not sure I could tell the difference between a naked monkey and many of the Americans in my town.
2006-08-27 19:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Deary me,
Here's what I would do,
Get peaches and anti-freeze, combine the two, and toss them to the monkeys
2006-08-27 19:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by John S 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You even look like a monkey!
2006-08-27 19:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah.
2006-08-27 19:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like your going thru withdrawals
2006-08-27 19:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by james_a_willis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhhh, okay? i think you should try going to church for once.......
May God Bless You
2006-08-27 19:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by Union Jack 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋