Why does a man with a pierced willy make the best husband?
He's experienced pain and he knows how to buy jewellery
2006-08-27 11:15:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue
grill!!!".
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little sausage?"
2006-08-27 11:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
not a joke just a funny poem:
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-08-27 11:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
A skeleton walks in to a bar. He says, "Gimme a lager, and a mop." what's 15 inches long, and hangs in front of a jerk? Donald Trump's necktie How does "The Creature's family members take a family members portrait.? all of them jam into the front seat and run a pink mild. guy: "have been you faking it final night?" lady: "No, i became somewhat dozing." previous guy: "record, i will't circulate pee." well being practitioner, "How previous are you?" previous guy, "ninety six." well being practitioner, "you have peed sufficient." 2 Seagulls fly over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the different, "i'm gonna placed everythingg I have been given on variety 7." what's furry and stands out of a mans pajamas at night? His head. a guy robs a financial business enterprise and takes hostages. He says to the 1st hostage, "did you notice what befell," the hostage suggested, "definite." The robber shot him. Then the robber suggested to the subsequent hostage, "did you notice what befell?" the subsequent hostage suggested, "No, yet my spouse did."
2016-09-30 01:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one in a while, but I have always found that pretty funny.
2006-08-27 13:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by KC_Meag42 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u spell hungry horse in just 4 letters??
MTGG
2006-08-28 05:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by misslj76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh really? wow i guess it all evens out now huh? lol ♥
2006-08-27 11:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh!
2006-08-27 11:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by happymonkie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually don't bother with non questions, but.....ROFLMAO!
and dam is a good 1 too!
2006-08-27 11:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by Deb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriend says boring and predictable I say not bad at all
2006-08-27 11:31:28 · answer #9 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the fish say when he swam into a wall.
Dam
2006-08-27 11:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋