I love hearing these stories, they are so cute!
2006-08-27 11:12:17 · 9 answers · asked by tmac 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
We were eating breakfast one morning and my 2 1/2 year old (2 1/2 at the time - she's 3 now) had a little gas. I asked her if she was ok and she said she was fine, she was just burping in her pants.
2006-08-27 13:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is what my younger son did when he was younger, I find it funny, and so did my brother. My son had learned a couple of words already, pretty fluent, and he learned the word stick,which pretty much sounded like dick. So my brother and I would have him say , "look how big that stick is" or "wheres the stick".
I believe it is cute when they are learning words and they sound completely like they are saying something naughty.
Like now, my son said, "one day truck and van" and I almost got mad til he showed me an actual truck and a van outside.
2006-08-27 11:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by feel_n_learn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently my son, who was shirtless because of the heat, said to my husband "look dad, these are my milk makers. They're little." He said this while pointing to his nipples. My husband explained that only girls make milk and this upset my son. He is only 3. As for the term "milk makers" I have no idea where he picked that up. I do suspect it may have been the neighbor kids.
2006-08-27 12:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Amelia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my first son was a year old when I gave birth to twins and he wanted to help with the babies. To practice diapering he got a diaper, desitin and baby powder then proceded to diaper my sister's 8 year old pit bull terrier. Was completely hysterical when the dog came out of the bedroom with everything on him except the diaper was hanging on him.
2006-08-27 13:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by tdm1175 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are finally done potty training my 3 year old boy, and today my son Maximus asked his dad as dad walked out of the bathroom: Are you potty training daddy? I just laughed and my husband said : well Max I am already potty trained.
2006-08-27 15:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 4 year old son and I were in the grocery store. He was standing on the side of the cart and a lady accidently bumped in to him. She said, "Are you okay honey?" He turned, glared at her in a menacing look and said, "I am not your honey", he took my hand without looking and said, "I am HER honey!". The lady and I just looked at eachother and started laughing.
Kids are so funny!
2006-08-27 16:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by mom_of_geniuses 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 18:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was eight months pregnant with my twins, my daughter who is four said, "If one of you are a boy, I am sending you back to Wal-Mart and getting one!" It was hysterical. My boyfriend began laughing and she said, "It's true, Daddy! I don't like Jacob! If mommy gets a boy I am sending him back!" It was hilarious.
2006-08-27 15:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pee ed in my mouth!!!!
2006-08-27 11:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋