2006-08-27 11:11:45 · 6 answers · asked by Delilah T 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a head but do not think,
I have arms but cannot grasp,
I have a bed but never sleep,
who am I?
a river
2006-08-27 11:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by JarJar Odd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a joke just a funny poem:
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-08-27 18:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A box with no hinges, key, or lid.
Yet, inside a treasure of gold is hid.
2006-08-27 18:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by rico3151 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.what demands an answer but ask no question?
2.what has space but no room,you can enter but never go in?
2006-08-28 03:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by fadhey619 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what doesn't walk in the morning, walks on all fours in the afternoon, and walks on two legs in the evening?
a human
i got this from the dragonology handbook.
2006-08-27 18:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by dka. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to
http://www.riddles.com
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2006-08-27 18:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋