joke for friends?

Question

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my
friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I
am."
The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42
degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer!" says the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and
the fact is, I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager!"
"I am replies the balloonist, but how did you know?"

"Well," says the engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where
you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how
to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you
are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it
is somehow, my fault."

Answer 1

you hit it right on the nose lol awesome job lol ♥

Answer 2

Very Good.
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Answer 3

I'll take door number 2 and the 2 points behind it.

Answer 4

Nice.

Answer 5

perfectly defines managers and engineers

Answer 6

nice joke

Answer 7

Now THAT was a good joke! ilmao.

Answer 8

hehe

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

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that is so funny!!!!!!! and so true. lololololol