One of my son's favorite jokes. I'm looking for other, kid jokes, to pass along to him. Know of any?
2006-08-27 09:15:59 · 10 answers · asked by Voice 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Answer: Because seven eight nine.
2006-08-27 09:38:41 · update #1
where did spider-man find his love
on the world wide web!
why cant computers play tennis
they always surf on their nets!
2006-08-27 09:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
www.jokeemail.com/childrens.htm who offer good clean jokes and will email a joke a week to you which would be nice for your son, and you! But I prefer www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/kids/kids7.htm as it splits the jokes into categories and isn't so pushy on the promotion stuff;
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
2006-08-27 18:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A railway driver took the train on the ground. Administration asked from him for doing this. He said a man way on the trak. Admin. said then you could crush the man. Driver said "I was doing this but he went to feilds and I followed him to crush.
2006-08-27 17:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by mansoor waqas_123 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kid Joke:
Wanna hear a fast joke?
Wanna hear it again?
2006-08-27 16:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Leafs This Year 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because seven eight nine
2006-08-27 17:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by mandy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because seven ate (eight) nine.
2006-08-27 16:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
pete and repeat was sitting in a boat. Pete fell out who's left.
repeat. then you ask the question again.
what did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it waved.
knock knock who's there banana banana who?
knock knock who's there banana banana who?
knock knock who's there orange orange who? orange you glad i didn't say banana.
2006-08-27 17:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by bino 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to prove he wasnt chicken
2006-08-27 16:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's yellow and fuzzy?
Wait for it.......
Yellow fuzz.
Lame, but kids love it.
2006-08-27 16:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by barbya15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because......
2006-08-27 16:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋