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2006-08-27 08:41:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language. The original punchline to the joke is: "To get to the other side." It is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.

2006-08-28 01:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

to prove he wasn't chicken to cross a road. that'll show those road crossing chickens

2006-08-27 18:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by Myisha B 3 · 0 0

Cause Col. Sanders was chasing him.
He was stapled to a punk rocker.
The hot wings were on the other side.

2006-08-27 15:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by Christine B 4 · 0 0

It is praying for a car to hit it, because it doesn't want to live anymore.
If you were a chicken would you?

2006-08-27 16:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Nails 3 · 0 0

to prove it aint a chicken

2006-08-27 16:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

To get to the other side

2006-08-27 15:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0 0

It had to; the rooster was threatenng it and it was too chicken to stay!

2006-08-27 17:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

To get to the other side.
To cocka-doodle-do something.
To get away from dumb jokes like this one.

2006-08-27 15:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0 0

to beat its self w/ a stick on the other side lol

2006-08-27 15:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by animals are very important 3 · 0 0

because he wanted to get to the other side

2006-08-27 17:19:46 · answer #10 · answered by lola 3 · 0 0

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