Anyone know any little Johnny jokes?

Answer 1

Little Johnny's babysitter told him that it was time for a nap. As the babysitter was tucking him in, little Johnny asked her to sleep with him. When the babysitter said no little Johnny replied "But mommy always does." So the babysitter said ok.
Soon after she climbs in with Johnny, he asks if he can put his finger in her belly button. Confused the babysitter asks why. little johnny says "Cause mommy always lets me." The babysitter says ''whatever'' and Johnny sticks his finger in. Soon the babysitter is asleep.
Later, the babysitter wakes up. She says to little Johnny "Johnny, that's not my belly button"
Little Johnny then says "That's not my finger."

lol, i heard this one yyeaars ago, but didn't know if you knew it

Answer 2

Little Johnny's parents decided 2 take him 2 the zoo. when they got there, johnny saw 2 animals having sex. "what r they doing mommy?" asked Johnny. "there baking a cake" mommy said. the next morning Johnny said 2 his parents, "I know what u and daddy were doing last night" "What?"said the mom. "you two were baking a cake." "how did u know that?!?!?"said mom. " i licked the icing off the couch this morning." Johnny said

Answer 3

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?


johnny!

Answer 4

you mean like johnny go deeper?

Answer 5

what is jhony joke by the way i know a joke
raghu{asks his friend }do you bath everyday?????????
ramu{answers}nope i bath every night

Answer 6

i don't have any

Answer 7

yes... why??