Maybe you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you. I was on my bike today with no restroom in sight.
2006-08-27 07:21:39 · 7 answers · asked by Skepticalist 5 in Sports ➔ Cycling
It is not funny, read below!
Can be a prolonged horrid condition that usually comes about from a bad bacterial stomach/intestional virus. A violent exploding stream of liquid that feels like hot foamy lava shooting from your poor poop hole along with mild to severe abdominal cramping. A frothy water that will range from shades of dark brown to a pale yellow. Depending on the cause it can last from just one incident where you get immediate relief, to 3 to 4 days until a doctor has to give you an RX to stop the awful stuff. The stream is so forceful it blasts against the toilet water forcefully causing a violent splash sending the soiled stinky water up all over your poor butt cheeks, and underside of toilet seat. Usually always accompanied by a very putrid pungent odor that you feel the need to grab the nearest towel while you are still stranded on the toilet bowl, or if not available, a wad of toilet paper to cover your nose until you can hurridly leave the bathroom.
The (danger) of this condition is DEHYDRATION. It is important to not let it run on and to sip on water thru-out the day until a couple of days after it subsides. Also accompanied by noisy bowels sounds as if a war is going on inside your poor lower abdominal area along with excessive very LOUD blasting explosive gassed up farts, queasy stomach discomfort, and severe weakness if it goes on for over 24 hours.
2006-08-27 07:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Funny Frankie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's all fun and games til someone gets hurt isn't it.
Were you atleast close to home?
2006-08-27 11:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by David T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny cause it is one of the worst things that can happen to your body...
2006-08-27 07:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find yourself a very private bush.....
2006-08-27 07:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by shirley k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fetish Alert.
2006-08-27 07:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by hpneil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have IBS, very sudden, and it is no laugher.
2006-08-27 07:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by helixburger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't laugh about it.
2006-08-27 13:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋