Give me some beer jokes to share with the guys and gals.
Please nothing too nasty now they are decent folks.
2006-08-27 07:07:26 · 4 answers · asked by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two old boys were out driving around having a few beers and tossing the empty bottles in the back of the pickup.
Suddenly they saw the Sheriff's car coming toward them.
It was too late to drive off the road and hide so the driver said to the other,
"Quick peel the label off your bottle and stick it on your forehead"
The sherriff waved them to stop and approached the truck.
"What you fellas doing out here?"
"We're recycling". (Points to empty bottles in the back)
"You boys smell like beer. You been drinking?"
"Shoot no sherriff, lookee here, (points to his forehead) we're trying to quit drinking, we're on the patch."
2006-08-27 20:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here they are... Have some!
http://jokecenter.com/jokes/Beer/
2006-08-27 07:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by misen55 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glug, Glug, Samuel Adams taste the pleasure of being drunk and souber. Just how I like it....
2006-08-27 07:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 guys walk into a bar...
one said "OUCH", the other said "shoulda ducked"
2006-08-27 07:46:18 · answer #4 · answered by cheezy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋