Best joke I haven't heard before gets ten points. Or best joke I have heard if I have heard them all or don't find the ones I haven't heard funny.
2006-08-27 07:04:14 · 3 answers · asked by LADY ICE 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman and a man were driving down a road slowly,with the man in the backseat."I want a divorce" the man said, and the woman sped up to 45."I have been having an affair with your best friend,and she is a far better lover than you." He said,uneasy.She gripped the steering wheel tighter and sped up to 50."I want the car." the man said, and the woman said nothing and gripped it until the knuckles turned white, and was now going 75.Thew man pressed his luck, and said "I want the Boat,House,Buisiness, and kids!" By now the man noticed that they were hurling at 100 miles p.hour towards a concrete wall.the man asked "dont you want anything?" "Ive got all i need." said the woman calmly."Oh? what is that? the man inquired.Before they hit the conrete wall she turned to him and smiled."The AIR BAG."
MORAL OF THE STORY!
Women are clever,RESPECT THEM!
2006-08-27 07:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
what is hard , Black and full of semen?????
A submarine
your dirty if you thought it was a dick , my daddy was in the navy and he told me this when i was 18 the trick is before you ask the question is to say. when i ask you this tell me the first thing that comes to mind and 9 times out of 10 they will say a black man's dick
2006-08-27 14:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by genisus5519 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wot do you call a rabbit with a bent penis?
fuks funny.
2006-08-27 14:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋