i have seen or heard of sighns in front of churches that can be clever.
my faverite is:
stop drop and roll does not work in hell!
do you know of any funny ones?
2006-08-27 06:53:55 · 18 answers · asked by мΛІ€ҢΛр™ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My favorites are the ones that say "The fool says in his heart that there is no god" and the ones that insist that "It's a child from conception"...but then show a big photograph of a smiling infant. Sometimes I think the people who design those signs aren't exactly the brightest bulbs burning.
2006-08-27 06:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Got these from Carlton Signs.
Where will you be sitting in eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking?
God answers knee mail
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Under same management for over 2000 years
Soul food served here
Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible
It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees
What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday
Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings
Forbidden fruit creates many jams
Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies
If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard
To belittle is to be little
Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you
2006-08-27 14:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by lobo 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If the church I went to had a sign out front that said "It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" I would not return.
I've seen some funny ones, but I can't think of them right now.
2006-08-27 14:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This Sunday's Sermon:
Eternal Sinner's BBQ
Pitchfork Included.
Found this driving down through a small town in Virginia.
2006-08-27 14:01:17 · answer #4 · answered by ancient_wolf_13 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hah- i liked this one- some1 was mocking it earlier, but i thought it was funny
Exposure to the Son will prevent burning
cept....i don't fully agree with some of the signs that are threatening people by using Hell....that's not what Christianity is about, but they are funny signs sometimes!
2006-08-27 14:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woah!! that is a nice one "stop drop and roll does not work in hell!"..that is very nice! lol. But no..I have never heard of this signs.
2006-08-27 13:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by A.Forever 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lying in bed on Sunday morning saying "Oh God" does not constitute going to church!!!
2006-08-27 14:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I saw one that had two sentences written too close together it read "What is hell like? Come in and hear our choir sing"!
2006-08-27 14:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Jedi Baptist 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My wife and I still snicker about one we saw. Daniel the Musical.
2006-08-27 14:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here in my home town, one sign reads...
"A hypocrite is one who is NOT himself on Sunday"
2006-08-27 14:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by levmorgan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋