take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile
walk naked to the bathroom. if you see your girlfriend /wife along the way, flash her, making the 'woo woo' sound
look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut and scratch yourself
get in the shower
don’t bother to look for a washcloth. (you don’t use one)
wash your face
wash your armpits
wash your bits
shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner)
make a shampoo Mohawk
pull back shower curtain and look at your self in the mirror
pee (in the shower)
rinse off and get out of the shower. fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk
partially dry off
look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. admire endowment
leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor
leave bathroom fan and light on
return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. if you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, go ‘yeah baby’ and thrust your pelvis at her
throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed
2006-08-27 06:39:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have read that joke years ago and it is not correct for all men. You need to only put the parts that all men do. I never drop my towel and say whoo hoo or try to show off my body to anyone unless they want to see it. I never leave the shower curtain on the outside of the tub wall when the water is running. I never flex in the mirror or admire my bod. and I always put my dirty clothing in the hamper. I flush and clean up after myself. I get that from being single for so many years.
However I do fart and pee in the shower and if I feel like it I wash parts of my body with faster hand movments then others with a little extra soap.
But the other things you said are just for lazy bums who still need their mothers to clean after them.
2006-08-27 07:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Don K 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Kinda hard to provide an Answer without a Question.
2006-08-27 13:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the instructions. I do most of them but having them listed helps. I'll print them and put them up on my bathroom mirror.
2006-08-27 13:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love it! Can see every guy I know doing that!
2006-08-27 13:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by tmac 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea right...most men probably dont even do the showering part...haha j/k
2006-08-27 23:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask the wife or girlfiend of said guy and you will get the correct answer.
2006-08-27 13:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by Forever Looking 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are describing my ex to a tee!
2006-08-27 13:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by tina m 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my husband does. and I thought he was the only one. good to know he is not alone.
2006-08-27 13:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one conceited man your describing there.
2006-08-27 13:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah this is old too told ya sweetheart sorry â¥
2006-08-27 13:44:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋