Don't you just love christians, they are such cheery people? However, If I do say so myself, they are also incredibly stupid. I can almost imagine a redneck saying those words to me, he would say "Exposure to the son will prevent burning, boy" and I would laugh and then shoot him in the face, good times.
2006-08-27 06:30:04 · 24 answers · asked by TheHappyGuy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey Boy, you best get off Yahoo Answers and start attending Sunday services or you will feel the wrath and God himself as he rains down fire and brimstone on your sinful soul. With questions like this, I is guessin' you is one of them homosexuals. May God save your soul.
2006-08-27 07:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst I have see was the giving out of plastic crosses and wood crosses at a save the Forest campaign meeting. Saying save God's forest.
The reason I say its odd is because everyone knows that wood comes from trees and plastic isn't biodegradable and is harmful to the environment.
2006-08-27 13:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by ancient_wolf_13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am truly a christian just can't love myself enough. Son exposure could get a lot of christian burned when they don't know who to worship. Jesus once said I recieve no honor from men . Jesus cannot recieve worship because of the first Commandment. can you see what i am talking about how many christians do you hear them worshipping Jesus?????
2006-08-27 13:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best stay out of Oklahoma, Texas and Arkansas.
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2006-08-27 13:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by oklatom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Understanding the meaning of the quote, and using a capital S in Son, it is very clever.
And why shouldn't Christians have an awesome sense of humor? We know the future, and have no fear of it. That alone lightens the heart.
2006-08-27 13:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by kids and cats 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What were you doing at church? People fight for your freedom to do what you want. I think you are a redneck in the closet.
2006-08-27 13:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Stan the answer Man 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well boy ya been exposed to the son but I think ya gonna burn!
2006-08-27 14:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People are going to get angry at me for this and I honestly do not mean any disrespect (I am just pointing out a Truth), but what do you expect from a religion that uses a torture and execution device as its holy symbol?
2006-08-27 13:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ahaha. Those silly Christians.
2006-08-27 13:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Katt Attack 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that's a sign I'd love to see in person.
2006-08-27 13:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋