When one of you is snoozing and the other is puttering, reading, watching the tv, etc.,.... did your other half let one go - while they were in dreamland? Did you get up an run into the other room or did you wake your honey with your own laughter?
*Would they deny that they have broken wind in their sleep?
*Which ones do they let off more often,...... The Silent but Deadly, The Slow Bubbling Leak,... The Noisy but Harmless,... or The Sloppy Loud'n' Nasty -makes your eyes water while you gasp for air, . . .
Well, I am curious and I would like to share a laugh too.
And yes, one of my Ex's has fessed-up & told me I have done it too, between gufaws of laughter.
2006-08-27 06:29:27 · 12 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
My husband farts very often when he sleeps, much more than when he's awake. I don't mind it much. If the smell gets very bad I just open the window. I don't wake him up, but in the morning I sometimes joke about it and tell him that he really didn't have to put so much effort into trying to help me fall asleep, or if he asks me how long it took me to fall asleep (I have sleeping problems) I tell him I lost consciousness after his third fart. :)
2006-08-27 20:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by undir 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But once, about 10 years ago, my cousin and I were sleeping in the same bed. In the morning, we were talking about farts, and more particularly farts that you cut during your sleep. She was saying that she thought that she didn't do it. I just started laughing because she had done it the night before!
2006-08-27 08:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Offkey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The girlfriend says I do it all the time! She says I slice off the gaspers! I aint chit da bed yet but I am afeared my days is comin! The guy above me is a sicko! The ONLY farts that smell good are my own!
2006-08-27 06:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is very annoying to be reading a book and Grandpa Grumpy is not only snoring his head off but letting loose silent but deadly farts.
Makes me want to "knock him upside his head" but
I usually just cover my mouth and nose and wait the toxic cloud out.
Grrrrrrrrr............that is so gross eh?
2006-08-27 16:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband does it each and all the time. each and every so often we are the two asleep and he might enable between the silent yet deadly ones off that it wakes me out of my sleep. It makes me so mad each and every so often yet what are you able to do with mom nature.
2016-09-30 23:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt shake them awake but i would exclaim really loudly how they just ripped one and it stinks like hell! that usually gets their attention. then we can just laugh about it. you cant help what you do in your sleep.
2006-08-28 03:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by wifeofsickening 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife and i do it all the time...whether sleeping or awake... we have kinda gotten used to each other very well...p.s i like to smell farts anyway, so this is right up my alley!!!...hahahaha...
2006-08-27 06:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by eazylee711 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is disgusting how you categorize different kinds of farts.
2006-08-27 06:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by Katt Attack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My hubby does it all the time...I usually kick him when it does happen. Not very hard though...just enough to wake him up so I can tell him he's a pig and he should excuse himself.
2006-08-27 06:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
i was dreaming of black clouds and it was one my hubby's silent burners. he always says it is because I make him eat healthy...
2006-08-27 06:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋