2006-08-27 06:15:15 · 12 answers · asked by blossomingcactus 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Lady on subway said... God I love your but, then patted it...Hey! it worked..By the way love your 360, WOW. Your friend from Tennessee...ROB
2006-08-27 06:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heha. i admire this question. What has 148 teeth and holds back the stunning hulk? My Zipper! My magic watch says which you do not have on any undies. (She says specific I do) rattling! it is going to be quarter-hour speedy I lost my teddy undergo, will you sleep with me? Crap. something is incorrect with my cellular telephone. {Oh fairly. what's that?} Its in simple terms that...your numbers no longer in it. in case you have been a burger at McDonald's you would be the McGorgeous. you could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree, however the main suitable thank you to fall... is in love with me. If a fat guy places you in a bag at night, do no longer problem I advised Santa i wanted you for Christmas. Do you have self belief in love on the beginning up sight, or ought to I walk by utilising back? human beings call me John, yet you could call me this night! Do you have a mirror on your pocket? 'reason i ought to work out myself on your pants. in case you have been a booger i might %. you first. do you elect for to do math? enable's upload a mattress, subtract your clothing, divide your legs and multiply!
2016-09-30 23:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest i've ever heard is : today's word is legs, so what do you say if we go back to my place and spread the word.
2006-08-27 06:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?
Be unique and different, say yes!
2006-08-27 06:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets go back to my place and do some maths - we'll add my bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
I thought it was funny anyway
2006-08-27 06:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by redrider1za 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he gave me is cell, and said "I'll call you!" but it kida pissed me off, because he got it off that show Wild n' Out, on MTV.
"whats your sign", but thats kinda old now
2006-08-27 06:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Nice Legs want to wrap them around my waist"
2006-08-27 06:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Cino 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I no im ugly, but will you go out w/ me?" This guys used it on me and we never speak anymore
2006-08-27 06:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sk8r Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur hotter than garam garam chai
2006-08-27 06:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by notTHATguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when God made you, he was just showing off
2006-08-27 06:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by chrisp972000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋