Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
If money is, really, the root of all evil, why do preacher's want it so freaking badly?
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand......and try saying things like, 'I see', 'yes', 'go on', and 'I understand'."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying "No sh*t?.... what happened next?"
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2006-08-27 06:06:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-27 06:07:14 · update #1
LOL. LOL. 10 again! You're on a roll! LOL.
2006-08-27 13:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 23:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still a good one.
2006-08-27 06:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a really good one. Thanx.
2006-08-27 06:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha whoa! haha its a lot better lol ♥
2006-08-27 06:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! LOL
2006-08-27 06:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee..lol! hihi :)
2006-08-27 06:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...lol
2006-08-27 06:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-27 06:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by *~CrazyKid~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋