A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the
doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's
head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby
has slanted eyes."
To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese
men were pretty good, so I decided to give them
a try.”
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push
again. This time the baby's body comes out.
"Holy ****, your baby has a white body," the
doctor says.
"Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good
so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her
to push again and that will be it. So she does
and the legs come out. "Holy ****!, your baby
has black legs," the doctor said.
"Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good
so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the
umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ***, it
starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and
asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who
has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?"
The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"
2006-08-27 05:34:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah its funny!
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2006-08-27 06:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but it's been told many times still funny though â¥
2006-08-27 12:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny......guess she'll be collecting child supprot from all three men..huh?
2006-08-27 12:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
what a hoe!
lol!
hahahahaha
2006-08-27 12:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile
Good one
2006-08-27 12:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by geminiblue26 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and sick at the same time....thanks for the laugh
2006-08-27 12:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh
2006-08-27 12:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's hilarious.
2006-08-27 12:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by michael tt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave me a chuckle ..
2006-08-27 13:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but also gross.
2006-08-27 12:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋