This is no joke. I dreamt that a bright figure was talking to me and it told me to fill one shoe with rasberry slushy and dunk a hamster in it. People say God should never be questioned but I'm not sure what purpose this serves other than to annoy the hamster. Do you think I should do it or not?
2006-08-27 05:17:34 · 26 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why all the dithering, DUNK THE HAMSTER.
2006-08-27 05:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by fool4lovin. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dreams can be fascinating! It isn't often realised that our mind often makes puns and visualises things that SOUND the same.
In your case, I think that what your mind was telling you was that dunking a hampster into rasberry slushy would seriously alarm the hamster and it would probably bite you with its teeth (or FANGS). Put that fact together with the colour of the raspberry slushy (RED) and the object that contained it (a SHOE) and you have Feng Shui in which red is a very important colour. Also the fact that this was being told to you by a bright figure who you felt was in some way special, indicates that your subconscious considers it very urgent that you put your mind in proper order and give everything its correct place according to a harmonious rule.
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2006-08-27 05:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It probably has a deep symbolic meaning, much more than merely dunking a hamster into a shoe full of raspberry slushy. Perhaps you should think on it for a while and see what transpires. Who knows, God could have big designs on you now and have you down for a major task. Better gird your loins!
2006-08-27 05:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't take it literally, as it may be based on a distorted translation.
i had a dream that you are the hamster. the rasberry slushy was actually lake erie. ROAD TRIP.
2006-08-27 05:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by pops 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do it. Notice that nothing happens. Then look at the whole thing from your new, skeptical point of view, realize God doesn't necessarily exist and never trust your dreams again. Problem solved.
2006-08-27 05:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop! Don't ruin the raspberry slushy. Hamsters are kind of dirty.
2006-08-27 05:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!
Man has killed God, he got fed up of us messing about so he thought 'sod this, i'm going somewhere to start again' but as he left through his front door, he tripped and knocked himself our on the pavement. Jesus was on holiday at the time so noone was home to help him, so sad, so sad.
So at the moment we've god a substitute god, his name's frank, to be honest i don't think he's all there, you know... up stairs, its the reason we having such strange weather at the moment, it not global warming, its Frank!
2006-08-27 05:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Dazza 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream where I felt warmth, and saw light. The being speaking gave me the impression it was Jesus, as I saw the top of its head and saw long brown hair. It was teaching me about Sophia. A gnostic teaching which I don't particularly agree with.
I didn't believe anything it said.
2006-08-27 05:24:00 · answer #8 · answered by Tegghiaio Aldobrandi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You probably drank too much before going to bed or something, ofcourse you shouldn't do it lol. I don't believe in God but even if I did...this just sounds stupid. Anf if you do....poor hamster :(
2006-08-27 05:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
YES ! god commands you Recieve vision ... loleth
well yes i command you obay strawberry is nice around rat and ... salt from feet improves the tast of rat so ... it is clearly devine ordained !
be warned shugers make salt stronger !
i see a makeral in your future !
2006-08-27 06:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋