A guy applies for a job at a Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!" Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. The first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"
2006-08-27 05:09:23 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-27 06:48:49 · update #1
And a major portion of the time is spent licking the politicians and the superiors........
LOL
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2006-08-28 00:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Easssssssssssssy 2 points.
2006-08-27 07:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the more funny because it is oh so true.
2006-08-27 05:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....i like because my friend works for the government and she says they don't really do much
2006-08-27 05:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Smiley Freckles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my but someone posted this before :D but still hilarious â¥
2006-08-27 05:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true....lol
2006-08-29 01:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha ...... thats called being practical , far sighted, observant and frank
2006-08-27 05:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that was the funniest joke i read today
2006-08-27 06:15:30 · answer #8 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but probably true!
2006-08-27 05:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by FieryAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny
2006-08-27 05:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋