ok so i was....for lack of a better word PLASTERED!! anyway i decided to jump into my friends pool fully clothed and acted a baywatch scene with my smirnoff bottle....i left it in the pool and got out and i was like "help me...help me....im drowning!!!" so i screamed" ill save you mr smirnoff" and i jumped in the pool and got it...started laughing my butt off and then my friend had to act out a baywatch scene becuase i passed out while i was in the pool.
2006-08-27 05:11:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Down in Juarez one time at the Cave. I was wasted. With the encouragement from my friends the nude whore drags me to the middle of the room (if you have never been there, people are sitting around on chairs and a whore comes in to perform). She then pulls my pants down. Tries to get the bugger hard but to no avail. I was just too wasted. I remember it clear as a bell. It's just that my motor skills and whatever else were just fried. Then to top it off the next day we run into some dudes that had been there and of course, I received many a compliment for an "E" for effort.
2006-08-28 06:13:15
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm sure I've done a lot of funny things...but the thought that came to mind first when I read this was the time I got a guy on his hands and knees in the bar and sat on his back and rode him like a horse...I don't even know what started that...
2006-08-27 05:11:09
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answered by Anonymous
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yeah, ur right...and there's alway's a funny and crazy moment, unforgetable story. it was my birthday, last year december...we are really having fun, dancing, drinking, singing...when teo of my friends tried to dance at the top of the table...they are both drunk..what happened, as they dance with the music playing, they both stumble with all the mess and sway their head in front of the television! it's really so funny because, they really don't mind the pain, they still continue to swing and dance.. wheeh!
2006-08-27 05:16:52
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answered by JhEn 1
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hahhaha... some of these are hilarious! Saving Mr Smirnoff! hahhha... one of the funniest (and most embarassing) things I did was sing "I've Got You Babe" karaoke with a male friend of mine in a bar. I still can't believe he talked me into that.
2006-08-27 11:06:09
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answered by happymonkie 3
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Never drank before, so couldn't have done anything out of the ordinary. Unless, you asking with respect to water.
2006-08-27 05:09:57
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answered by CPR 2
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Jumped onstage with a band and started singing with them on New Year's Eve. Grabbed a friend to come up and sing with me.
2006-08-27 11:14:43
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answered by Shanan D 4
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hwll i can't remember..my friends think im funny every time i drink...one day i woke up with a mohawk after drinking...so i guess that was an interesting night
2006-08-27 06:24:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Went out and for some reason went back to my parents not mine, let myself in took a dump in the shower and jumped into bed with them, boy were they pissed.
2006-08-27 07:26:46
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answered by ? 5
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My friend puked on the girls sitting in front of us at the Our Lady Peace concert. They didn't find it funny though.
2006-08-27 05:10:59
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answered by Hypocrite Hunter 3
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