funny movie?

Question

what do you think of this, it's almost as it's really, I really laughed with it
http://ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

hope this fits in jokes and riddles, doesn't fit in government if I saw the answers....

sorry about the 'really', should be reel

Answer 1

watchin that is about much fun as sayin muthertrucker as fast as you can it was preety funny

Answer 2

What Bush meant when he said: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Translate: Brownie, the job your doing is terrible and will get your walking papers soon for exposing me as a loser on national TV.

What Bush meant when he said: "Bring em on."

Translate: Hi world, this is chimp here, I am a rich oil kid trying to look tough....so Bring em on. He he.

What Bush meant when he said: "I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"

Translate: Ga ga goo goo, me monkey, you Jane?

What Bush meant when he said: "Trying to stop suiciders -- which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion -- is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by Al Qaeda, for example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow."

Translate: Suiciders inspired by Al Qaeda and commit suide can have a peaceful tomorrow.

What Bush meant when he said: "If people want to get to know me better, they've got to know my parents and the values my parents instilled in me, and the fact that I was raised in West Texas, in the middle of the desert, a long way away from anywhere, hardly. There's a certain set of values you learn in that experience."

Translate: Where do you think pedophiles and Mormons live?

What Bush meant when he said: "That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three -- three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?"

Translate: After 3 or 4 books I learnt who GW was, we talk a lot at night in the White House about diplomacy and things.

What Bush meant when he said: "I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel."

Translate: There goes my propaganda plan, jerks!!

What Bush meant when he said: "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense."

Translate: "Do you know who I am.....The Bible!!! Hello!!! Geez, you people are slow. He he."


What Bush meant when he said: "I strongly believe what we're doing is the right thing. If I didn't believe it -- I'm going to repeat what I said before -- I'd pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I would pull the troops out."

Translate: Ga ga goo goo, I had you at WTF, right?

What Bush meant when he said: "After the bombing, most Iraqis saw what the perpetuators of this attack were trying to do."

Translate: I am so funny!!!


What Bush meant when he said: "I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."

Translate: Us oil buds stick together, in other words I scratch your back, you scratch mine. we look out for each other, wink wink.

FUNNY MOVIE!!! Bush is so EASY!!!