Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
2006-08-27 04:56:50 · 20 answers · asked by the boy with no name 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lame, i didn't even chuckle much less laugh
2006-08-27 04:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by FieryAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During the anniversary parade at Euro Disney, there was a fireworks display.
15 minutes later, two French divisions showed up to surrender.
2006-08-27 12:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by FCabanski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To turn all it's borders in an " AREA 69 " that anyone can fly over without a chase with at least five wanted police stars as in " Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas " .
2006-08-27 12:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Paul Alexandru Cazacliu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh...i get the first one but, the second one thet is just stupid no offense im sure you wont take it offensevly because ill bet you got it of the internet or something. but, like i say if it's actually yours no offense.
2006-08-27 13:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by crazygreeniis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever
It sux
2006-08-27 12:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by geminiblue26 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is funny
i like the second one better though!
2006-08-27 12:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not great not funny corny and don't waste time telling it
2006-08-27 12:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, only if you meant the jokes as insults to Hussein's army.
2006-08-27 12:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by lovedubya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha ahahha haha that was SOOOO FUnnY !!!! jhahahaha ahahah aha I'm still laughing. LOL
2006-08-27 12:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by anA 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.... not in political sense, the jokes are not funny.
2006-08-27 11:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZZZZZZZZZZZ, oh sorry was I supposed to laugh. Not funny.
2006-08-27 12:31:08 · answer #11 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋