ARE GONNA GIVE GOD A CHANCE AND GO TO CHURCH?
OR YOU ARE GONNA SPEND YOUR TIME MAKING GOD ANGRY??
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
2006-08-27 04:25:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'M OFF TO CHURCH!! SEE YALL LATER!!
I'LL BE PRAYING FOR YOU !!
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
2006-08-27 04:29:38 · update #1
THE HEATHENS ARE FILLED WITH SATAN AS WE ARE FILLED WITH HOLY SPIRIT. THEY WILL GO TO HELL.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-27 13:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by tough_christian_dude 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'll tell you what. Just for you, I'll give god a chance. The Beast is running in the fourth, at 99:1.
If he wins, I'll go to church, if he doesn't, well, looks like back to being a godless heathen for me
2006-08-27 16:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, since the day's practically over, I'm gonna finish this bowl of cashews and think about going to bed. It's going to be a long day tomorrow.
2006-08-27 16:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive been to church several times and calling me a heathen wont make me want to go again. Blessed be.
2006-08-27 04:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ravenhawk 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am so sorry that you believe God only exists in a building and that He is judgemental and narrowminded simply because you are. Your spirituality is in danger here, and you will never reach true communion with "GOD" until you understand that we are ALL God's children ,and He created us to be different, not the same. He gave us free will so that we had both the right and the ability to choose, learn and grow.
2006-08-27 04:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by QT Cathy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I am going to church very soon ... The Church of Heavy Metal (the gym).
2006-08-27 04:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If there is a god, you would not need a church to talk to him. I don't believe, but if I did, I would need no other. Still atheist.
2006-08-27 04:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am going to worship and love God today, like I do everyday. It will not be in a church that expects me to believe how they tell me to believe. It will be in my heart and my mind.
2006-08-27 04:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nature is my church. I spend time there daily.
Is the name calling really necessary? Do you really believe that your bullying tactics would make anyone want to examine Christianity?
Blessings )O(
2006-08-27 04:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ohh no, Gods gonna get angry...
He's got nuttin.
When I get to heaven I'm gonna see how many times I can head butt him before Gabriel drags me off.
In the unlikely event he exists that is.
2006-08-27 04:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Warrior Hamster 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've got better things to do than go to a temple and be told lies. Like work for a living.
2006-08-27 14:27:30 · answer #11 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋