Where's My Remote? Funniest Answer gets 10 points.?

Answer 1

I have a few guesses:
1) dishwasher
2) inside the fridge, next to the 3 weeks old meatloaf
3) inside your toilet cabinet
4) the dog buried it at the back yard
5) your neaighbour stole it, when he accused you of not returning his lawn mower since last spring.
6) CSI crime lab took it, as evidence
7) Fox Mulder took it as evidence
8) Adam Sandler took it, says he needs it for his latest movie
9) inside the cereal box, along with the free toy
10) on top of your tv.........duh!!!

Answer 2

Well it not funny to me but, I bought a new T.V. just because it had a remote. About a week later it got lost. It's been about two years now, and still no remote. Should have saved my money in the first place, as the old T.V. was still in good working order.

Answer 3

I saw your girl friend get the batterys out and throw it in the garbage. hmmmmmmmmm? Wonder what she needed the batteries for?

Answer 4

I dont know where yours is,but Ive been following my dog around with rubbergloves for two days

Answer 5

IN A REMOTE PLACE.

OR MAY BE IN A REMOTE VILLAGE.

Answer 6

I sold it to the highest bidder on ebay

Answer 7

i don't know about your remote but my remote is in my underwear drawer!!!!

wanna know why its there

because my dog (Chihuahua} humed the craP outta my last one....i had to throw it away!
nasty, nasty

Answer 8

well when michael jackson came over the other day he had to use it for a little experiment...

Answer 9

The TV ate it.

Answer 10

You stole it from me, i've taken back.