"Whew, I just finished Inventing the universe, I think I'll take the whole day off tommorrow."
2006-08-27 01:16:10 · 9 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Never mind about the blaspheme, just answer the question. Doesn't the Bible have all the answers?
2006-08-27 01:39:53 · update #1
Oh no, that's just a myth.
God bathes regularly.
Every Sunday!
2006-08-27 01:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by St. Hell 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
2006-08-27 08:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
By most classifications, it would be the conservatives taking sunday off. The liberal works on sunday.
2006-08-27 08:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by boozerooster 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I would not use those disrespecting terms. Because before we disrepect someone we disrepect ourselves already. In regarding to you question..God (I mean Buddha and all those saviors) are not lazy. If they're lazy than the wouldn't bother to come down to heaven and teach us. Just like your teachers if they were to lazy then I bet they wouldn't find that job.
2006-08-27 08:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A DISRESPECTFUL MAGGOT AND TO BLASPHEME GOD IS A ONE WAY TICKET TO AN ETERNAL BBQ YOU NEED TO GET SOME BRAINS AND MATURE A LITTLE BIT GOD IS ALL AND GOD IS GOOD ON THE OTHER HAND THERE IS YOU
2006-08-27 08:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by jk poet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its thoughts of dirt mind.
they all are ill who think like this
they all need mental treatment
2006-08-27 08:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by raj the secret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup... And the Devil is a clean-shaven, active conservative.
2006-08-27 08:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by 8Dave 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
we liberals do not like to be compared to god, thank you!
http://www.godisimaginary.com/index.htm
2006-08-27 08:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
F U C K OFF!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-08-27 08:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋