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If you've waited this long, don't you think the actual deed is probably not something that would satisfy your 'needs'? If you're looking for company/partner/girl-or-boyfriend, try to get out more and meet people. Sign up for art classes or something.

If you just want to try sex, you might hate the empty feeling you get after casual sex. Trust me, it's not worth it. You (and everyone else) deserves better than that.

2006-08-27 01:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by JoseK 1 · 0 0

If u were a 40 year old virgin and as desperate as u sound, you wouldn't care whether they were mingers or not.
Maybe the reason u r a 40 year old virgin is ur inabilty to think about the feelings of other people. Classing people as mingers is one good example.

2006-08-27 10:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Knight-wing 3 · 0 0

Well, it's no wonder you're a 40 yr old virgin!! -
1) Advertising the fact doesn't help
2) babe to bang??? Yep that will make her feel special
3) I doubt whether at this stage you could have the luxury or choosing whether she's a minger or not.

2006-08-27 08:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by ang_172 3 · 0 0

""If you just want to try sex, you might hate the empty feeling you get after casual sex. Trust me, it's not worth it""

I may only be a spritely 28 years old but I have been around a bit and I have never, ever, ever, had "the empty feeling you get after casual sex" except for maybe in my testicles and all the better for it. If your male there is very little danger of feeling empty after it and every chance of feeling pretty dam fulfilled. Now I'm doubting this 40 year old virgin thing but if it's true, get out there, take what you can get, if they ming, drink more and go to there place not yours. Good luck.

2006-08-27 08:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by joe r 2 · 0 0

firstly mrs palmer and her five daughters might be your first choice (i.e have yourself a good ****) or the red light discrict or if all else fails you may be better off not broadcasting that you are a 40yr old virgin and try and google some sites looking for fcuk buddies or adult friends....im sure you will find something but its unlikely that yahoo answers will give u what u want or just have a cold shower and shut the fcuk up!!!!!

2006-08-27 08:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go down to your local British Legion Club , I find the ladies there are grateful for a bit of attention , and for the price of a cream Sherry .......................... LOL

2006-08-27 08:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bill L 5 · 0 0

You will find a lot on the streets. Or seduce one at a bar.

2006-08-27 08:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by ancutzabatalar 3 · 0 0

Red lights district!!

2006-08-27 08:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 0 0

you can definetley nagt mne i will give you wenhat ytopu want and oiam noit a minger

2006-08-27 08:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Not sure of your chances with a name lke crispy

2006-08-27 12:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by smiley face 4 · 0 0

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