Man was horrified. 'Only twenty years of normal
sex life?' but the Lord was very adamant, that
was all man could have.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him
twenty years. 'But I don't need twenty years',
he protested, 'ten is plenty for me.' Man spoke
up eagerly, 'Can I have the other ten?' The
monkey graciously agreed.
Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty
years, and the lion, like the monkey wanted only
ten. Again the man spoke up, 'Can I have the
other ten?' The lion said of course he could.
Then came the donkey and he was given twenty
years-but like the others,ten was sufficient and
again man pleaded, 'Can I have the other ten?'
The donkey said yes he could.
This explains why man has twenty years of normal
sex life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten
years of lion about it, and ten years of making
an *** of himself.
2006-08-26 22:23:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is really funny. Thanks for the laugh. :]
2006-08-26 22:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by softball002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before, You have still to add 50 more years to the age of the man. i have forgotten the details.
I think it is not 10 years, but 20 in each case I think. Any way, OK.
2006-08-27 06:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I'd better get busy. Only a few years left to make an a** out of myself!
2006-09-03 23:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good joke, but I herd it put a different way by someone else on here. Hers was a bit funnier. But good job. Still made me laugh.
2006-09-03 23:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaahahahaha oh god ahahahaah oh man oh man, what are you trying to say, ahohohohohohheheh ehehehehehe hahahahahah wahahahaah, that's really goooo, i likey, ahahaahahaha, shakin, ahaha can't breathe, ahaahaha
2006-08-27 06:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-08-27 05:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by DNE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-09-03 21:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by crazy4harryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense taken...funny!
2006-08-27 05:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't offend me actually mad me LOLâ¥
2006-08-31 17:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this joke yesterday..... nvm, i still love it.... hehehehe =)
2006-08-27 05:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-03 14:59:04 · answer #11 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋