When the farmer arrived at the obedience school to pick up his newly trained bird dog, he asked the instructor for a demonstration. The two men and the dog went to a nearby field, where the dog immediately pointed to a clump of brush, then rolled over twice. "There are two birds in there," the instructor said, and sure enough, two birds were flushed. A minute later, the dog pointed to another bunch of bushes, and then rolled over five times.
"There are five birds in there," the instructor noted, and indeed five birds were driven from the brush. Then the dog pointed to a third clump. He began to whine and run in circles until he found a stick, which he shook mightily and dropped at the men's feet.
"And in that clump of brush there," the proud instructor concluded, "there are more birds than you can shake a stick at!"
2006-08-26 22:12:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehe, but......... if the stick represents society, then you are saying that human kind, in it's fullness, is like a feeble little twig and we, the mighty group of birds, are........... why did i have that liquor before i started typing agian, cauth when i doesth that i get all thluring my thpeach n i ................
2006-08-26 23:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-08-27 05:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by ZxssxZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-27 05:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by vertigohashem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is interesting, but you can make it more interesting by having the guy take the dog home and do something that would be embarrasing....otherwise, it is ok.
2006-08-27 05:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by PaganAndProud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about this one......???
1. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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2. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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3. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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Now some different answers
10. What is height of Secrecy?
Not attending your own marriage
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11. What is height of Activelaziness?
hiring somebody for your own morning walk !!!!
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12. What is height of Laziness?
adopting another child !!!!
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13. What is height of Craziness?
Trying to do blowwjob to a enuch
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14. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Going out from own house in the morning and getting back to neighbour's house.
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15. What is height of Stupidity?
Going to swim without underwear
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2006-08-27 06:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-08-27 06:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever â¥
2006-08-27 05:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-27 05:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-27 05:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by xkitenx1982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you, you made me stop crying i'm laughing again...
2006-08-27 05:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by lee f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋