what funny things have you done?

Answer 1

nothing lately
i'm around boring people all the time.
they don't like fun.
it bugs them.

Answer 2

Oh, my life is full of funny things that I've done, quite by accident for the most part I can't remember them all, but most of them involve grocery shopping! You know those times when you hear...clean-up on aisle__? That was probably me tearing things up~one time I got the very last glass jar of blackberry jam (long time ago), and went to skip down the aisle to tell my sister that I got the last jar, when it slipped out of my hand and fell and broke. Another time, I went to pick up a box of long thin spaghetti and the opposite end was opened already, and the whole box spilled out on the floor....clean up on aisle 5!
These and many more stupid but funny episodes have made me the running joke in the family for years. Things like this just seem to happen to me all the time!

Answer 3

me nd ma frnds lol
v 2uk a medium sized rock ind cowed it wit a box lol
nd kept it in the road
lol
*** ppl passed by heh some ppl tryed 2 kick the box
nd lol they got it 1 guy wz sooooooo angry he started 2 scream nd then he threw the stone away
nd 1 guy he wz wit his gf lol that guy wz almost red coz he waz soooooooo embarresed lol

Answer 4

I taped my bosses mouse to the mouse pad, linked together all his paper clips, put tape over the speaker part to his phone, took all the ink cartridges out of his pens, lowered his seat (he is 6'3) to the floor, changed his voicemail greeting, then i popped out the n and m on his keyboard and switched them. he was always playing pranks on me so we both thought it was hilarious!

Answer 5

I hid under my bosses desk when she was out of the office. When she came back into her office I pushed her center drawer open and scared the life out of her!

Answer 6

I dressed up like Elvis on Halloween 2005 and a co-worker dressed up as a toilet, so I had the idea of entering our company costume contest as "the death of elvis" (for you non-elvis fans, he had an aneyurism on the toilet.)

To really make sure we won the contest, I changed the lyrics to one of Elvis's songs and created "Elvis's Death: The Musical." We didn't get a chance to do it in the contest, but later i did it with the toilet girl in the employee lounge. Here's the lyrics:

(to the tune of "Can't Help Falling", with stage directions in parenthesis.)
"Wise man say,
Eat fiber 3 times a day,
Cause I can't help
Making doo doo in you."
(squat over the fake toilet)

"Shall I flush
Would it be a sin
Because I can't help
Making doo doo in you."
(make flushing motions)

"All my doo doo flows
Surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things
Were meant to be."

"Take my handle
Take my tissue too" (pull prepared TP out of sleeve, deposit in toilet bowl)
Cause I can't help
Making doo doo in you."

(Final verse, pretend to sit on the toilet, start singing slower and slower as Elvis is fading away)
"All my doo doo flows
Surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things
Were meant to be."

"Take my handle
Take my tissue too
For I can't help
Making doodoo in you
(hold head in both hands. Aside: "Help me Pricilla!")
For I can't help...
Making doodoo in you..."

Aside: Ow my head, man. (Elvis's purported last words, slump down in death.)

Of the like 10 people watching, 4 were physically rolling on the floor, including my fake toilet. I had to keep picking her up during the song. 1 started choking. The rest were either laughing or were just sitting there with eyes as big as teacups and their jaw hanging down.

This was just one thing. Another time i brought Bacardi 151 to a company party. Another time, I brought some of the worst music I had. Another time, i brought poker chips.

Answer 7

rolling down my road wrapped up in bubble wrap and wearing my dads y fronts on my head

Answer 8

i was walking home and i heard my friend call my name i turned around and kept wall king and when i turned around i hit a pole.

Answer 9

plenty!
just hang with me and my friends at lunch and you hear a whole stand up performence.

Answer 10

Tried to kiss my own elbow...
This is an imposible thing to do ... try it if you don't believe me