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I would really like to talk with my neighbors goat and his dog about something, but first I need them to speak English. I have this idea about how I can impress my girlfriend. While we sit on the picnic table I can have the dog and goat come up behind her and say hi and when she turns around she sees the goat and the dog and my girlfriend will think i'm a ventriliquist!!

2006-08-26 21:27:00 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Family & Relationships Family

9 answers

thats b-a-a-a-a-a-aaaad!!

2006-08-26 21:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by rachprime 3 · 0 0

Personally, I find it much more impressive that the goat and the dog are already fluent in languages other than English. Your girlfriend will probably love hearing the goat speak French to her. It's a very romantic-sounding language. Especially from a goat.

2006-08-26 21:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by nunya 1 · 0 0

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2016-12-14 12:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by hillis 4 · 0 0

What the heck do you mean. You aren't Dr. Dolittle. Damn, don't people talk enoungh:?

My suggestion is to be reincarnated as a goat.

If you happen to accomplish this I'd love to know.

By all the questions you ask though, You have issues. They do have medicine for it.

2006-08-26 21:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by mzpickles 2 · 0 0

Learn to speak goat, it's much easier!

2006-08-26 21:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by Dorothy 5 · 1 0

Good idea, and get some bugs to talk also that cold really be fun.

2006-08-26 21:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jim C 5 · 0 0

are you okay? i think your next date with her should be a trip to the asylum

2006-08-26 21:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gosh that will be exciting for her...a ventiloquist boyfriend...something all us girls long for...

2006-08-26 21:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by suzanne 5 · 0 0

don't skip the appt w/ the shrink so he can up ur meds.

2006-08-27 09:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0 0

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