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Do the employees charge him, or do they know that he owns that franchise?

2006-08-26 21:15:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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4 cheesy gordita crunches with extra Baja Sauce are heavenly to me.

I think that the franchise you're really referring to is Microsoft.

2006-08-26 21:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like this question, especially since I work for Taco Bell. Satan doesn't own Taco Bell he's just one of the Managers, so he gets a manager meal. As for the sause, well he's the reason they created, "Fire".

2006-08-26 23:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by princezelph 4 · 1 0

In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

2006-08-28 06:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Satan doesn't own Taco Bell, he just has wicked hot sauce.

2006-08-26 21:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 0 0

taco bell, KFC and Pizza Hut are owned by Pepsico
does he ask for the super hot sauce?

2006-08-26 21:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin A 4 · 0 0

of course they don't charge him, everybody knows that the devil owns taco bell! that's why you get the bad s h i t s after you eat there!

2006-08-26 21:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The devil delivers Magic Johnsons' blood via the salsa.

2006-08-26 21:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by crazylegsfreddy 2 · 0 0

I think the lowly employees probably wouldn't recognize thier master.

2006-08-26 21:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by I_am_me___ 3 · 1 0

George.... thanks man, I really needed the laughs tonight.

Are you sure he owns it? I thought that little dog and Magic Johnson had a big part in TB?

2006-08-26 21:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by SmoothFlo 3 · 0 0

heh...im sure they charge him anyways...then his tax return is enlarged by the bush administration.

atheism: the logical choice.

2006-08-26 21:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0 0

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